Dear St. Jude, St. Jude, my Patron Saint, I respectfully request that you cure my Significant Other’s, Shaughn’s, three afflictions that are in his pancreas, colon and lungs. They are evil and wicked and don’t belong in Shaughn’s body. I humbly beseech you, I respectfully implore you and I beg you to please cure these three afflictions. Please St. Jude, help and pray for Shaughn. Please speak to God about Shaughn’s afflictions and please respectfully request that God will approve a Miracle to rid his body and cure his body of these afflictions which are in Shaughn’s colon, pancreas and his lungs. St. Jude, you are the Patron Saint of lost causes and things almost despaired of, please pray and help Shaughn through God. Through Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Amen.